VIP4GOD

Sooo, apparently VIPs for God are the worst drivers in the world. Driving back to work after my lunch break and this blue sedan almost swipes my poor Dora (the Ford Explorah). The best part is this was him cutting me off while waiting to turn left at a stop light so I got a real good look at his plate. VIP4GOD. Tell God he needs to teach his very important people to learn how to drive. Thank you.

via here

Or if that doesn't work I'll just have to use Kristin's new invention.